a person, typically female, that would allow more than one sexual organ to be inserted into more than one orifice of their body at one time and consent legally to let someone record the act on film. Any person that invokes sexual fanatsies at first glance that involves complex camera angles.
When I saw Jeena lean over to get a drink of water all I could think about it what you call the knob of skin between a girl's cunt and her asshole..what a goddamn pornhole(fap,fap,fap)!
1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork
Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.
Strange phenomenon that occurs when one browses through internet smut, then realises that four hours have passed, and they've been spent looking at porn. Often accompanied by huge sense of self-loathing.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.