"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.
"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."