pornobomb

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

pornobomb by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

Words you can keep

ponybomb

ponybomb describes a bunch of people freakin' out because of the record you just played.

as the dj says: "gosh, this track hits the crowd like a ponybomb!"

ponybomb by suivez August 29, 2006

Related Words

pornobomb • porn bomb • Porno bob • ponybomb • pornobabbling • Pornocom • pornonomics • Pornoob • poo bombs • PARON BOMB

pornonomics

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.

When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.

pornonomics by Mystic-X December 23, 2011

Pornoob

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

Pornoob by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Pornbomb

Dropping a huge amount of porn on someone either deliberatley or accidentally

Did you see NHK episode 8? sato totally pornbombed his mom

Pornbomb by denkler September 25, 2009

Pornocom

pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.

2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).

"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."

"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.

Pornocom by F.lee October 24, 2010

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

pornobabbling by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

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dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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