pornobomb 

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

pornobomb by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

ponybomb

ponybomb describes a bunch of people freakin' out because of the record you just played.

as the dj says: "gosh, this track hits the crowd like a ponybomb!"

ponybomb by suivez August 29, 2006

pornonomics 

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.

When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.

pornonomics by Mystic-X December 23, 2011

Pornoob 

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

Pornoob by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Pornbomb 

Dropping a huge amount of porn on someone either deliberatley or accidentally

Did you see NHK episode 8? sato totally pornbombed his mom

Pornbomb by denkler September 25, 2009

Pornocom 

pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.

2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).

"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."

"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.

Pornocom by F.lee October 24, 2010

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

pornobabbling by the honest tooth January 7, 2011