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When autocorrect decides to take all the sting out of your text and turn it into an utter embarrassment

Danny: Well duck you man
Danny: *rereads text*
Danny: *dies of shame*

by HTW92565 December 10, 2015

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 December 10, 2015

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

by HTW92565 December 10, 2015