The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.
Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009
Name of a kid who doesn’t want to deal with anything so he decides to sleep forever.
Warner- I’m going to sleep forever
Everyone- we don’t give one
by A Useless Shit May 2, 2019
Warner said he wants to get back with me but then says it was a mistake later, but then says he will take a bullet for me .. headfuck
by Wooooooooowwwwwbrooooooooooo August 16, 2018
Warner is a handsome young man.He is very athletic and attractive. He is very brave and gets all the hoes. He is can be very kind and sweet. Teachers love him. I meant it's hard not to love him.
Is that Warner he's so handsome
by Josh Macintosh August 17, 2017
The three moods:
Angry at Erin
Calm
Wants to die
Warner omg
by AnActualGamerGril December 20, 2019
A handsome rich man who is liked by everyone around him. And anybody who doesn’t like him is an asshole
Friend A: Hey, do you know how awesome Warner is?
Nyleese: No, because I’m an asshole
by Not Warner Sanchez December 1, 2019
A herpes sore. An angry, throbbing little pustule which causes great pain and irritation to anyone it comes in to contact with. Incurable. Said to be named after Australian cricketer David Warner.
I'm in agony. My cock's covered in warners.
by Mrs Warner December 2, 2013