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The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.
Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009
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Warner is a handsome young man.He is very athletic and attractive. He is very brave and gets all the hoes. He is can be very kind and sweet. Teachers love him. I meant it's hard not to love him.
Is that Warner he's so handsome
by Josh Macintosh April 18, 2018
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A herpes sore. An angry, throbbing little pustule which causes great pain and irritation to anyone it comes in to contact with. Incurable. Said to be named after Australian cricketer David Warner.
I'm in agony. My cock's covered in warners.
by Mrs Warner December 01, 2013
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Person who pretends to be a 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' 24/7m but removes all the metalgear and make-up when in the presence of Mom & Pop prior to going out for an evening meal.

Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
"Did you see Jim the other day in the library? I couldn't believe it - the guy's a REAL Warner!"
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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the last name of a whore with an abnormally large vagina, usually tries to imitate her slutty relatives.
you know ms. warner has a deep and wide vag?

ya, heard her sister was twice the slut she is
by poopypants111 April 16, 2009
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A generous word used to describe a person.
"Woah, you're awesome, I can't think of a word to describe you!"
A highly intellectual person, "I believe you mean I am a Warner." *OwO*
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by AHalfEatenWatermelonCrust March 01, 2018
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A very tall man that wears bright colored clothes but is a chill persons by heart but embarrasses and makes fun of kids at talent show try outs but whoever dates a warner I feel bad for you...
“Damn did you see that warner who made that kid cry!?”
“Yeah he’s an ass”
by person that knows things May 26, 2018
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