Definitions by Mystic-X
Crotchapult
A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
Crotchapult by Mystic-X June 26, 2012
pornonomics
1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
pornonomics by Mystic-X December 23, 2011
French Embassy
The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
French Embassy by Mystic-X November 4, 2011
Fat guy in a little coat
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."
2. A big penis in a small condom
2. A big penis in a small condom
Fat guy in a little coat by Mystic-X April 9, 2010