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by Mystic-X June 28, 2012
Get the Saggin Wagon mug.Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
Get the Helicopter Tits mug.A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
by Mystic-X April 9, 2010
Get the OJ Condom mug.The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
by Mystic-X November 4, 2011
Get the French Embassy mug.When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
Get the Blue Balls Bailout mug.A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 26, 2012
Get the Crotchapult mug.The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.
My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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