Mystic-X's definitions

Tittycopter

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied. Often seen together with the ripple effect.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's Tittycopter that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Helicopter Titties

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Cockwave

The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.

My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.

Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010