Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012
Get the Crotchapult mug.

Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 01, 2007
Get the Bradley Engineer mug.

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.
by Mystic-X October 05, 2009
Get the Blue Balls Bailout mug.

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
Get the OJ Condom mug.

Helicopter Titties

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
Get the Helicopter Titties mug.

pornonomics

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 19, 2011
Get the pornonomics mug.

Ditzes

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
Get the Ditzes mug.