Mystic-X's definitions
The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.
My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
Get the Cockwavemug. When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
Get the Blue Balls Bailoutmug. by Mystic-X June 28, 2012
Get the Saggin Wagonmug. The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
by Mystic-X November 4, 2011
Get the French Embassymug. 1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 23, 2011
Get the pornonomicsmug. A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.
Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 21, 2007
Get the Bradley Engineermug. A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 26, 2012
Get the Crotchapultmug.