The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
by Mystic-X November 04, 2011
1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."
2. A big penis in a small condom
2. A big penis in a small condom
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 19, 2011
A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012