A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012
A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.
Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 01, 2007
When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
by Mystic-X October 05, 2009
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.
When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.
by Mystic-X December 19, 2011