Mystic-X's definitions

Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

by Mystic-X June 28, 2012

Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.

Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.

by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

pornonomics

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.

When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.

by Mystic-X December 23, 2011

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.

Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010