Pornoob
A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware
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Pornoob • pronoob • pornjob • Pornobate • pornobabbling • Pornobater • pornobomb • pornobrarian • pornobyte • Pornoogling
pornobyte
1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
pornobomb
A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.
pornobomb by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021
pornobrarian
A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.
Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
pornobrarian by kozrules February 19, 2007
Pronoob
Counter strike (csgo) player who after losing a couple of rounds starts having a go at everyone on his/her team as if they were in the playoffs of some massive competition and he's the only pro player among a team of n00bs who had been paid by him personally to win the game. Usually just good enough at the game to get some kills, sometimes by playing super lame and hiding in bad places and "saving" his weapon - I dropped the his/her because its ALWAYS a guy.
Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....
He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.
Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....
He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.
Pronoob by m00nlightsh4d0w May 16, 2015
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