Pornoob

A noob who has recently discovered porn and inadvertently infected his computer with copious amounts of malware

Pornoob: Dude there's horny moms near me. They want to fuck
PornOG: Bruh ur such a pornoob

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

pornjob

A blow job that is received while viewing porn, enhancing the experience.

Dude my girlfriend is so awesome she gives me pornjobs!

by Samoah13 August 17, 2016

pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

pornobomb

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

pornobrarian

A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.

Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."

by kozrules February 19, 2007

pronoob

When someone is SO noob, he's pro at being noob.

OMG! Jezus Christ you are a so pronoob!

by GNiels July 27, 2007

Pronoob

Counter strike (csgo) player who after losing a couple of rounds starts having a go at everyone on his/her team as if they were in the playoffs of some massive competition and he's the only pro player among a team of n00bs who had been paid by him personally to win the game. Usually just good enough at the game to get some kills, sometimes by playing super lame and hiding in bad places and "saving" his weapon - I dropped the his/her because its ALWAYS a guy.

Also he knows everything you're doing wrong in any situation (with the benefit of hindsight) and MUST point it out to you while berating you as the "the worst player i've ever seen" because "any idiot could see that coming" and sometimes he even hopes you "get cancer and die you faggot"....

He lives at home with his mother and his room smells like piss. Has never looked anyone in the eye.

Oh god not another pronoob CS player, this game is going to drag in, someone vote me off please??

by m00nlightsh4d0w May 16, 2015