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PornJob
The act of a sexual partner (male or female), giving a handjob, blowjob, or any sexual penetration/pleasure while the other partner watches a pornographic film of their choice.
Damn bro, I was watching some Molly Rome on PornHub and my girl walked in and decided to give me a PornJob! It was lit!
PornJob by Bill Cosby O’neilly January 13, 2022
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pornjob • poonjob • Pornobate • poonjobcholie • porkjob • PornJolt • pornjub • pornobabbling • Pornobater • pornobomb
pornjub
Good job. You misspelled pornhub and then you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition as the only search result.
"oh wow I spelled pornhub wrong again! Wait what's this? Someone actually made a definition for pornjub?"
pornobyte
1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
pornobomb
A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.
pornobomb by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021
pornobrarian
A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.
Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."
pornobrarian by kozrules February 19, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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