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pornobyte 

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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pornotype 

Someone who looks exactly like a famous celebrity, except he or she does porn for a living.
Holy shit that chick giving a BJ looks exactly like Megan Fox! She must be her pornotype!
pornotype by Newklear_Phil May 18, 2009

pornometer 

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
pornometer by Costco October 26, 2007

Pyrobyte 

pyrobyte backdoored 2b2t along with itristan in 2013
Person 1: I love pyrobyte

Person 2: I don’t, he backdoored the server
Pyrobyte by chrisisracist April 2, 2021

Pyrobyte Hosting 

A hosting service that is reliable and unbelievably affordable, with 99% uptime and the most affordable prices starting from 1.4$/gb. They offer the best-in-class hardware for your servers. No compromises made...!
Person 1: Do you host your server from Pyrobyte hosting?
Person 2: Yes, they have the most affordable plans.....!
Person 3: I knew it...! Their servers are always delivered up to the mark and are totally lag-free...!
Pyrobyte Hosting by Noble_Guy January 15, 2022

Pornobater 

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.
Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!
Pornobater by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019
I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.
Pornobate by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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