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by PornJock March 9, 2019

Poonjockey

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.

"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

poon

by moneyindabank December 16, 2009

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

porncock

The kind of dick you suck at an adult theatre.

Tracy went down to the Pussycat Cinema and sucked her some porncock.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003

pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

by mrdog April 8, 2006

porncock

A mild STD, usually caught by people in the adult film industry.

After sleeping with that prostitute, he had a case of the porncock

by j-dogg June 26, 2003

porn jock

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

by Akit February 29, 2004