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Poonjockey 

when you like poon SO much that you want to be a jockey on them...
some one who rides poon/gets alot of it.
"wow!" He is such a poonjockey!"

"I want to be a poonjockey!"

poon
Poonjockey by moneyindabank December 16, 2009

Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012

porncock 

The kind of dick you suck at an adult theatre.
Tracy went down to the Pussycat Cinema and sucked her some porncock.
porncock by Tracy White June 27, 2003

pornjack 

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
pornjack by mrdog April 8, 2006

porncock 

A mild STD, usually caught by people in the adult film industry.
After sleeping with that prostitute, he had a case of the porncock
porncock by j-dogg June 26, 2003

porn jock 

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.
Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.
porn jock by Akit February 29, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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