Pornobater
Pornobater by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019
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pornobyte
1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
pornobyte by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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Pornobater • Pornobate • Porneatery • Pornicater • pornobyte • pornometer • Porno Master • porno date
pornometer
Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
pornometer by Costco October 26, 2007
Pornomaster
The master of porn, also known as the pornski. One who derives great pleasure from acts that could be associated with pornography.
Pornomaster by boomgotthem January 19, 2009
Porneatery
Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.
I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.
I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.
Porneatery by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011
Pornobate
I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.
My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.
My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.
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