porkjob

When you wrap yo wang in bacon and fuck a fat chick's folds using the bacon grease as lube.

When I couldn't find her vag under all her fat, I just went for the folds and got me a porkjob.

by PorkJobber September 17, 2007

pornjob

A blow job that is received while viewing porn, enhancing the experience.

Dude my girlfriend is so awesome she gives me pornjobs!

by Samoah13 August 17, 2016

Parkjob

When you get road-head so good that you climax and accidentally yank the parking brake while driving.

You know road-head is good when it turns to a parkjob.

by A_Pacifist April 11, 2017

porknob

an unpleasant person. Synonymous with tube and douchebag.

Hurry up, you're about to get cockblocked by that porknob!

by tow up February 3, 2008

PornJob

The act of a sexual partner (male or female), giving a handjob, blowjob, or any sexual penetration/pleasure while the other partner watches a pornographic film of their choice.

Damn bro, I was watching some Molly Rome on PornHub and my girl walked in and decided to give me a PornJob! It was lit!

by Bill Cosby O’neilly January 13, 2022

parkjob

When a man is having sex with a woman and he inserts his dick in and leaves it there, no thrusting required, ocassionally doing one thrust.

"Yeah dude, I gave Sandy this wicked parkjob and she slapped me."

by Hans The Sex Robot September 28, 2005

Italian Parkjob

When a man and woman are having sex, the man takes a dump on his partner's chest. With the shit in place, the man turns around and parks it between her tits like a bulldozer for poo.

"I tried to surprise her with an Italian Parkjob, but she knew something was up when I tried to take a dump."

by Professor Honeytoast October 30, 2008