Definitions by Mikeology
vjhfwryhffyythcd
One day, somebody is going to smash their face against the keyboard and Google a random string of letters only to find this Urban dictionary entry as the sole result and subsequently shit their pants. If that is you, then I'm sorry about your pants.
Damn I really am bored. Let me just Google random letters like vjhfwryhffyythcd. Holy shit there's a result! Oh god what's that smell?
vjhfwryhffyythcd by Mikeology August 15, 2018
pornjub
Good job. You misspelled pornhub and then you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition as the only search result.
"oh wow I spelled pornhub wrong again! Wait what's this? Someone actually made a definition for pornjub?"
New Mexico blender
You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!
Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
New Mexico blender by Mikeology October 12, 2017