Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I brought my Hustler magazine in the bathroom so I could pornobate while taking a shit.

My girlfriend caught me pornobating online when she came in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010

pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

probate

The "coming out" ceremony for those who were pledging, especially in the NPHC. This normally includes masks covering the faces of those who were pledging until they are revealed as the newest member of XYZ. Also, other Greeks will show up, especially those of that sorority or fraternity that the probate is of and their sorors and brothers from other schools as well as their own. Other occurances at a probate are: reciting the Greek alphabet, acknowledging your big sisters or big brothers, the announcement of the line name and ones individual line name. Following this event, which attracts a lot of members, especially of the black race, is a party. Also, the newest members of that organization are showered with memorabilia to keep.

Did you see the Delta probate last Thursday? There were five girls on line and they arrived in police cars.

by girlchucked May 5, 2006

pornicate

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

by hipposaur August 1, 2008

pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

Pornurbate

To Masturbate over a Good Selection of HD internet porn

To Pornurbate masturbate - toss off wank choke the chicken over HD porn grott

by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012