pornicate 

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

pornicate by hipposaur August 1, 2008

Pornicating 

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

Pornicating by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

PornScape 

Described in the show "Big Mouth" by Maurice: "An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life."

If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon, he'll never be able to connect to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.

PornScape by BigMouthFan January 20, 2018

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

Pornificate 

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018