The Sun.
I really didn’t want to go out until night.I can’t stand the Torture Ball.
The process of talking to a person through FaceTime or other communication app to go on vacation because Covid-19 ruined all possibility of having an in person vacation.
Me and my gf had plans this year to go skiing.Turns out because of COVID-19 we can’t.So we had a telecation instead.
A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.
You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!
A show of affection.Given by touch or implied by speaking the word.
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
1.Women that believe only the wife should be right about every subject.
2.Women who think a husband is nothing unless he gives her his entire being,including his soul.
Me and my wife were watching a movie.She told me how much she loved the male actor in the movie and how hot he was.I made a comment about the actor played by a woman and that she was hot.My wife turned into a wife supremacist,shut the movie off and told me to go to hell.Being with a wife supremacist almost always causes piles and heart attacks.
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noun: an acronym for Anxiety Phone Thumbs.The cold wet feeling of your thumbs from holding and texting on your smartphone.Usually caused by inactivity of the rest of your body.May also be caused from poor blood circulation or generalized anxiety.
I was chilling typing up new words for Urban Dictionary when I got a bad case of APT..My hands, especially the thumbs were drenched in panic sweat.The APT were so bad that when I tried to use TouchID my fingerprints couldn’t be recognized.
A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
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