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Steve: I just bought the new Iphone!
Carol: That overpriced piece of shit?
Steve: I should've just bought a Nokia.
by patolaa March 07, 2014
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
by Matt..... June 21, 2010
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(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.
A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
by tha_m3th0d February 22, 2012
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A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.
Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.

iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013
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A phone that seems over-rated and foolish, until you buy it and realize you wasted $400 more than you had to, only to come addicted to a tiny screen all day and you know that it's definitely over-rated.
PersonA:I'm gonna go buy a new phone.

PersonB:You better not buy an iPhone.

PersonA:nahh I don't have money for that.

*two hours later*


by An iPhone owner October 20, 2013
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An electronic device spawned from the depths of hell to prey on the idiots of this world that I wouldn't ever want to own even if someone tried to give it to me for free
Random Guy : "Look! I have an iPhone!"

Me : "OMF! Keep that thing away from me!"
by BladiBladiBla March 12, 2013
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The iPhone, while being a relatively good phone is a piece of crap. It is behind the technology curve, although being new.

Apple claims the iPhone retina display is "new," although devices like the Nexus One and Nokia N900 have had displays like that for years.

People also call it a smartphone, although it runs a feature phone OS. In fact, the only reason the iPhone did well at all was because Apple made it, thus hundreds if not thousands of developers made mostly useless apps.

Other phone that have had apps include...well, pretty much every phone ever made...ever. A real smartphone would run Android, Windows Mobile, Linux, or Palm OS.

The front camera on the iPhone 4 is nothing new either. Nokia has been making phones with front cameras for at least 5 years, if not more.
Dude, I got an iPhone!

Dude, I got an N900, I can run firefox, run a full desktop operating system, I have a faster CPU, and a sliding keyboard. Oh look, a webcam and skype!
by I can afford an iphone. July 03, 2010
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