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a device that gets bigger every year
check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year
by DopamineReceptors June 09, 2019
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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Steve: I just bought the new Iphone!
Carol: That overpriced piece of shit?
Steve: I should've just bought a Nokia.
by patolaa March 07, 2014
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The phone created by Apple Inc. It was designed in California, but the phone itself although popular, is a piece of sh*t that sucks major donkey balls. Coined the iSuck by some people because it sucks. The phone is a smartphone that runs on iOS software. The current version is the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, at $199 and $299, respectively. The iPhone 6 Plus is about 3/4 the size of an iPad mini, and is bendable. The iPhone 6 is smaller, but still a phablet. The Samsung galaxy note 3 and note 4 are big-ass phones as well, but you can do way more sh*t on them. For instance, on the note 4, you can literally have 2 apps open on the screen. I must give Apple credit for making the emoji library more defined than the emojis on android, but it doesn't even out the score. For πŸ’©'s (sh*t's) sake, get an android phone. You will thank me later. Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion, but don't say I didn't warn you…
Apple maniac: Didya get the new iPhone? It's amazing with… um… uhhhhβ€”
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
by brs804 February 21, 2015
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An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!
by nughettorund December 10, 2015
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
by Matt..... June 21, 2010
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(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.
A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
by tha_m3th0d February 22, 2012
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