Definitions by hipposaur

Status Slap 

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

Status Slap by hipposaur March 15, 2009

pornicate 

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

pornicate by hipposaur August 1, 2008