Pornificate 

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.

Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.

porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004

Postificated 

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.

Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.

Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010

pornicate 

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

pornicate by hipposaur August 1, 2008

planificate 

v. plan.if.i.cate - the act of planning.

God has planificated your life.

planificate by phartyt September 25, 2010