Philanewbie's definitions

Arkanchoke

Typical action taken by the University of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic teams by losing badly or finding a way to throw a way a win. Almost always on a national stage and ESPN usually dwells on said choke for at least 6 weeks.

The Razorbacks were beating NW Alaska Tech by 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter and then somehow Arkanchoked and lost by 3.

by philanewbie June 19, 2009

Troubletree

Troubletree is a chain of hotels owned by the Hilton brand. Troubletree is known for incompetent staff, inept management and stale chocolate chip cookies.

The worst hotel I have ever stayed at was the Troubletree Chelsea in NYC.

by philanewbie March 1, 2010

Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

by philanewbie September 12, 2009

Phillyphobic

One who has a fear of a certain historic, run down, burned out, ghetto of a city in southeastern Pennsylvania.

Oh hell no, I'm not going to Independence Hall, I'm Phillyphobic.

by Philanewbie September 12, 2009

ahhavesinned

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).

Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.

by philanewbie September 12, 2009

Dullass

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.

AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.

by Philanewbie September 19, 2009

burka bitch

A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.

Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.

Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.

by philanewbie September 20, 2009