Philanewbie's definitions

Not Springs

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

ahhavesinned

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).

Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.

by philanewbie September 12, 2009

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy is the most common male first name in Filthadelphia due to the large number of males who seemingly have no name.

Shaquisha - There go my baby daddy.

Shaquantilla - No dat my baby daddy.

Shaniqua - No you hos he my baby daddy.

by philanewbie November 27, 2009

and Spa

"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".

I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.

by philanewbie December 17, 2009

twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

by philanewbie July 12, 2010

burka bitch

A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.

Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.

Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.

by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Dullass

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.

AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.

by Philanewbie September 19, 2009