Philanewbie's definitions

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

twenty porn/seven

Twenty porn/seven decribes someone who is addicted to online porn and surfs it constantly (instead of surfing twenty four/seven they are twenty porn/seven).

My roommate is online twenty porn/seven looking for guys.

by philanewbie July 12, 2010

Trickulate

Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.

My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.

by philanewbie July 8, 2010

Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Troubletree

Troubletree is a chain of hotels owned by the Hilton brand. Troubletree is known for incompetent staff, inept management and stale chocolate chip cookies.

The worst hotel I have ever stayed at was the Troubletree Chelsea in NYC.

by philanewbie March 1, 2010

and Spa

"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".

I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.

by philanewbie December 17, 2009

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy is the most common male first name in Filthadelphia due to the large number of males who seemingly have no name.

Shaquisha - There go my baby daddy.

Shaquantilla - No dat my baby daddy.

Shaniqua - No you hos he my baby daddy.

by philanewbie November 27, 2009