porknob

an unpleasant person. Synonymous with tube and douchebag.

Hurry up, you're about to get cockblocked by that porknob!

by tow up February 3, 2008

pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

pornobomb

A pornobomb (verb: pornobombing), for the uninitiated, is the act of blasting some gnarly cheek clappage on a portable speaker and tossing it flash bang style into an unsuspecting target's bedroom, ideally at a time when having loud pornography playing from one's bedroom would be suboptimal for the target individual.

Bro I pornobombed Warner so bad during his Zoom lecture.

by thecharliebarkley March 26, 2021

pornobrarian

A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.

Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."

by kozrules February 19, 2007

porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.

I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.

by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

Pornobater

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.

Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!

by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019

Pornobate

Verb: To masterbate to pornography.

I think I'll bring my Hustler magazine to the bathroom so I can pornobate while I'm taking a shit.

My girlfiend caught me pornobating online when she walked in my room without knocking first.

by GotFeltUp May 20, 2010