porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.

I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.

by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

poonoodle

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole

"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"

by nate stahl November 11, 2008

prenoodle

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.

i always prenoodle before i wank.

by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015

porkadoodle

noun

A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.

Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.

John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.

by Imagineer G November 4, 2012

Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

by Drosophila September 2, 2010

potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013