noun

A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.

Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.

John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.

porkadoodle by Imagineer G November 4, 2012

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Poopnoodle

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

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poopnoodle

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

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potnoodle fringe

A fringe that looks like you have a pot noodle on your head

Anyone who is not a scouser could have one of these e.g. A wool or a manc and so on. A u potnoodle fringe fuck off

potnoodle fringe by Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa December 17, 2013

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