pootscoot 

A very ran down and junky car .

I know he not pulling up on this ugly ass Pootscoot .

pootscoot by Weilz July 3, 2020

pooshoot 

The shoot (hole) by which poo is shot from. A childish description through which children can understand the bodily function.

I want to ram it up your pooshoot thankyou please

pooshoot by RachaelRose September 15, 2006

poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

poopnscoot by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

Pootisjoot 

When an engineer Refuses to heal its teamMates and Just does a laugh taunt when a team mate dies

All the engineers are a pootisjoot

Hey lets be a pootisjoot

I hate those pootisjoot's

I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team

Pootisjoot by whistony wisey January 28, 2018

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Pootooth 

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

Pootooth by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

pootpoot 

1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.

1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"

pootpoot by glttr February 21, 2011