pootscoot

A very ran down and junky car .

I know he not pulling up on this ugly ass Pootscoot .

by Weilz July 3, 2020

pooshoot

The shoot (hole) by which poo is shot from. A childish description through which children can understand the bodily function.

I want to ram it up your pooshoot thankyou please

by RachaelRose September 15, 2006

poopnscoot

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

Pootisjoot

When an engineer Refuses to heal its teamMates and Just does a laugh taunt when a team mate dies

All the engineers are a pootisjoot

Hey lets be a pootisjoot

I hate those pootisjoot's

I love those pootisJoot's they aint doing anything on the enemy team

by whistony wisey January 28, 2018

pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Pootooth

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time

"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"

by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

pootpoot

1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.

1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"

by glttr February 21, 2011