poot-scoot
It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.
poot-scoot by Corey December 5, 2004
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poot and scoot
poot and scoot by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009
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poot n scoot
poot n scoot by Ralf April 25, 2005
poot-n-scoot
The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
poot-n-scoot by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009
poot-n-scoot
A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
poot-n-scoot by PooterMagee November 27, 2012
Poot and scoot
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Scooty-poot by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019
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