poopnscoot

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

poopascoop

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopnscooping

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by PoopnScooping ツ January 2, 2019

pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Pennsylvania Poopshoot

A severe anal discharge onto another individual's face.

Dude Stephen, I heard your girlfriend gave you a Pennsylvania Poopshoot

by Chris Rinaldo January 13, 2009

Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.

We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.

by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009

poopscoop

scooping up someones poop and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of turd and usually beat you up.

friend: what happened to Larry?
You: oh he got beat up by Bob
Friend: Why?
You: He poopscooped him

by mr.farwelllmo May 16, 2011