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pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

pootscootalybootdoot 

A nonsense word that larried people slur while on a booze binge. Usually followed by dancing a jig.
"Man, Roid was sauced last night! He started saying pootscootalybootdoot and dancing some king of fartass jig! What a larry.
pootscootalybootdoot by Roidanator November 8, 2008

Pootiepoot 

A term/slang or alternative for the words vagina or pussy. Used mostly jokingly or when in the presence of a person or people that you are uncomfortable using the word vagina/pussy.
I went to a strip club yesterday and this girls pootiepoot smelled like tuna.
Pootiepoot by PHD Dr.Zhivago July 4, 2010

pootscoot 

A very ran down and junky car .
I know he not pulling up on this ugly ass Pootscoot .
pootscoot by Weilz July 3, 2020

pootinskoot 

Pootinskoot- noun auntie

pootshooter 

Someone addicted to putting expreso/coffee into their spinster in the effort to get high.
If Mom doesn't get help, I will seek out a pootshooter support group, I'm dead serious.
pootshooter by BadKittyn March 13, 2025