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pootpoot 

1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.
1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"
pootpoot by glttr February 21, 2011
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pootpoot 

1. a person who can quack like a duck, yet pick up chicks, or as they like to call it, "chix".

2. someone who owns an AudiTT.
Dood! Pootpoot totally scored chix in his audi TT!
pootpoot by occult January 18, 2005

Pootooth 

The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"

"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
Pootooth by TheSniffer1979 June 30, 2009

pooptooth 

a rotten tooth or mangled tooth
Damn Skillet you got pooptooth!
pooptooth by pt October 14, 2003

Poot Poot 

The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.
Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!
Poot Poot by mahaugher March 27, 2010

pooptooth 

Billy's got a pooptooth
pooptooth by Beerswizle October 13, 2003

poot poot 

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart
i poot poot you.
poot poot by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019
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