pointinez

a pointed tip on a mans genital region which usaly gets infected and turns purple

eli has a bad pointinez

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019

finger pointing

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Pointin

When you have to drop a deuce so bad it's pointin out of your dirtchute.

I barely made it to the shitter because I was pointin!

by The Vanilla Godzilla June 12, 2018

porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

pointing Trent

Refers to a widely circulated (among fans, at least) photo of Trent Reznor (more commonly known by his performance moniker, Nine Inch Nails) outside of a train station in Ausfhart, Germany in 2008 while on tour there.
In the picture, Trent is seen stading in front of the 'Ausfhart' sign, pointing up at it with a very uncharictaristically comical look on his face, obviously amused by the sound of the word, pronounced "Owws-fart". Thus, the pic is now simply refered to as 'pointing Trent'.

just go to nin.com, lolnin.com, or go ask pretty much anybody on any of the forums at echoingthesound.org and they will 'point' you in the right direction to find this photo.

Apparently, pointing Trent has the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy...Who knew?

Ausfhart.....hehehehe.

by NINerd January 17, 2009