Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
Bob: hahaha laser!
Bob: hahaha laser!
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It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
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what should be 'freaking' attached to the heads of sharks in Dr. Evils lair, but he has ill tempered sea bass instead
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Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
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The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
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