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poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork
"That poontine tasted delicious!"
poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014
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Poontine 

When you pour gravy in to a women’s vagina, and dip your “fry” (aka penis) in to the vagina
Joe: What’d you do with that Canadian girl last night?
Bill: I gave her the poontine, she loved it.
Poontine by Gravy boy December 9, 2019
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Poontine 

Verb. Pronounced (poon-teen)

Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
"ey gurl, how bouts you and I play Tim Hortons and I feed you some poontine"
Poontine by Jojolongwood June 6, 2022

Poontunes 

Music that you put on when your fucking
I wanted to set the mood right when I was with my girl so I put on some poontunes
Poontunes by BachiniandBamBam February 23, 2011

porntined 

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

pooptine 

Turds and gravy served over fries.
One order of Pooptine, please.
pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

Poongine 

A cross between pussy, vagina, and poontang. A name to refer to a male friend when he is acting like a pussy.
Don't be such a poongine, just do it.

He's a poongine
Poongine by Matt Oakes March 25, 2004
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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