dirtchute 

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

dirtchute by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

dirtchute 

asshole

that mofo be a dirtchute digger

dirtchute by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Ditchster 

Another name for a dopehead pizza cook; the guy that makes the pizzas. Working the make line is like working the ditch you see? It's a dirty job, and often looked down upon, but somebody's got to do it. Usually this person is known as a ditchster. It's really just another name for your common high school dopehead loser who works at the local pizza joint. He (or She) probably doesn't use deodorant, shave, or wash their hands after using the restroom, or scratching their crotch before he makes your pie. This type generally has a real "give a fuck" attitude toward life. Yet when one knows how to work the ditch, it usually guarantees an indefinite minimal level of employment. I'm sure this description could also apply to many other lowly food service positions involving significant drudgery. But they are all usually habitual drug user as well.

I was once a delivery driver at my local Pizza Hut, you see, and I happened the chance to interact with the local ditchster there. He would usually have this half-sick smile on his face, reminiscent of Rocky Balboa, as he dived his bare hands into trays full of slimy "Canadian Bacon", and Italian Sausage along with other toppings. You knew he didn't really like his job and was constantly nervous about getting busted for any stupid thing by the jerk manager. He couldn't hardly wait for a chance to ditch the make line for a quick trip to the walk-in freezer or to take the trash out back behind the dumpster for a quick hit off his weed pipe. You knew he never could really take his mind off that sack of kind bud in his pocket waiting for him. It was kind of the motivating factor in his life you know? It kept him going.

Ditchster by NickelDimeQuarterHalfDollar April 22, 2010

Dirtchief 

The liar god of the Badogus tribe. His feelings towards his own people are no different than those of when he would squash a bug. Do not be fooled by his kindness.

Person 1: "Where have I see this name before?"
Person 2: "Which name?"
Person 1: "Dirtchief?"
Person 2: "Ah yes! Ive seen it spraypainted on the church."
Person 1: "The church?!"
Person 2: "Haha yeah..."

Dirtchief by eazybrowniemix August 29, 2011

dickchute 

Dickchuting someone is when they are in the middle of big encouraging, exciting speech and another person comes in and ruins it by farting, belching, or otherwise derailing the happy feelings.

Brian was introducing the exciting new app when Randy raised his hand and asked why it wasn't working. Randy dickchuted Brian.

Brian smacked Randy and said, "Don't be a dickchute."

dickchute by jjust17 October 17, 2013

DirtChurch 

DirtChurch is any person who is a dirtbag , a dirt ball , a complete trash bag , a dirt bomb , just the worse of the worse . A total waste of life.

This Dude asks me everyday I get off the train for a cigarette. Come on you DirtChurch get you're own damn cigarette .

DirtChurch by Robbie Rifles February 19, 2018

dirtchunk 

person who looks, smells, and/or fells like a gigantic chunk of dirt. these people are generally undeniably ugly and not fuckable in any way shap or form. they generally tend to gather in small groups of so called dirtchunks.

FOR EXAMPLE:Phil Wagner (king of dirtchunks)

dirtchunk by Mike "Big Pimpin'" C March 21, 2004