9 definitions by NINerd
Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.
Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.
Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.
by NINerd October 4, 2008
What a man might say when he has a particularly great orgasm and shoots an impressive load all over his partner.
Oh...yeah...that's it baby...uhhh...work it...you like that??...OH YEAH...OH YEAH...HERE IT COMES.....
TAH-DA!
Uhmmmm.....are you gonna need cab fare now, or can you just catch the bus?
TAH-DA!
Uhmmmm.....are you gonna need cab fare now, or can you just catch the bus?
by NINerd October 4, 2008
1. A slang term conveying disbelief in what someone else says or does.
2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.
The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
2. A slang term telling someone to shut the fuck up and drop whatever they're saying or doing because it is pissing you off.
The meaning is largely denoted by listening to the persons vocal inflections who is saying it.
1. Tom: Man, you shoulda seen this chick..she looked just like Rhianna, she was so hot. And she was all over me!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!
2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
Greg: Man, get the fuck on! Ain't no bitch lookin like Rhianna gonna wan't shit to do with your ass!
2. Tom: Is that your girlfriend, Amy? Man she's hot as hell. I'd tap that ass in a second.
Greg: Man, you need to get the fuck on with that shit. Lemme see you fuckin' wit my girl and imma break my foot off in your ass!
by NINerd October 4, 2008
See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd October 4, 2008
Pretty much the same thing as a regular rise. A cue to a group that it's time to get the fuck up and move the hell on to a new location.
by NINerd October 4, 2008
1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
by NINerd October 4, 2008
1. Utterly, amazingly, stupendously bitchy in an impressive way.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.
Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.
Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.
1. Wow, you are being totally bitchtacular right now, Heather. Are you PMS'ing or what?
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!
by NINerd October 4, 2008