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Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plaster Cast 

The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.

The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.

Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
Roger yanked off so much into his tube sock that he turned it into a plaster cast.
Plaster Cast by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016

Plasterer's radio 

A person's face when freshly spunked on
"I left her face looking like a plasterer's radio"
Plasterer's radio by will_scarlet September 16, 2003

Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011

plasterbating 

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.
dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?
plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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