Plastard

Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.

It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.

by scraps101 June 20, 2014

Plastard

when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.

DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

prastard

A prick bastard. Needed when one or the other just doesn't quite cover the situation.

Scott is a prastard.

by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008

Plastadone

A word used when so inebriated you attempt to say plastered and/or done at the exact same moment.

"Man, I gotta hold up on the drinkin', I'm freakin' plastadone!"

by Martialdemon January 31, 2010

Pastard

An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.

Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.

by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016

Plastarization

The act of initiating a sleep-inducing activity.

I will already start my plastarization so I can sleep early.

by halowithan May 31, 2023

plastar

A combination of the words plastic and guitar. Refering directly to controllers from games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

You can challenge me if you want, but my plastar skills are superior to yours.

by FrankieB August 15, 2008