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Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
by Sub Zenyth April 08, 2005
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Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
by Aaron#66756 September 28, 2005
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To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.
"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."
by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018
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when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling
man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe
by Diamond March 08, 2003
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Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
by Domesapp December 06, 2013
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When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time
MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz
by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005
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