Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.

by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005

Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018

plastered

when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe

by Diamond March 8, 2003

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 6, 2013

plastered

When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time

MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz

by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005