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pissera by CockMaster July 9, 2003
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Pisstracted
When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.
Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.
Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012
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pisscrastinate
While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)
pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011
The Struggle Pisser
Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
Pool pisser
A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.
Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010
smash pissers
smash pissers by i love boobs February 6, 2007
Pisserfit
noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.