An ashke-nazi settler state in the middle east that oppresses Mizrachi Jews, Arabs, Bnei Menashe and Beta Israel. Also characterised with having chode that is very popular for sucking on among amerikkkan politicians.
by MistressChing December 18, 2022
Pissrael is a futuristic wearable invention. It can be embedded in normal clothes as a double layer in away that makes it act as an air tight bag which is hardly noticeable. It is attached to the urethra, in a way that makes it easy to piss at any time and in any position, the urine is then collected and distributed around the body to worm it. So it serves two purposes, avoiding the burden of hitting the loo, and keeping the body worm in cold nights. It has been voted the best invention of 21'st century after quantum computers.
I bought my girlfriend a pissrael for her birthday, she is gonna love it.
Don't forget to pack the pissrael, we surely gonna need during our visit to Palestine.
Don't forget to pack the pissrael, we surely gonna need during our visit to Palestine.
by Pissrael man August 20, 2021
Pissrael is a state of mind as much as it's a colonizer state in the middle east. The big three tenets of Pissrael are 1. Playing the victim 2. Entitlement 3. Lack of Accountability. Anyone who embodies these or backs someone that embodies these is referred to as a Pissraeli.
Each time someone victimizes a second person while playing the victim themselves, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone takes something that isn't theirs, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone deflects accountability and criticism for their actions using their identity, they're a Pissraeli.
Each time someone victimizes a second person while playing the victim themselves, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone takes something that isn't theirs, they're Pissraeli. Each time someone deflects accountability and criticism for their actions using their identity, they're a Pissraeli.
*Yakob punches Larry*
Larry: what the fuck? What did you do that for, you piece of shit?
Yakob: Why are you swearing at me? Is it cause I'm a ginger? Everyone hates gingers..sigh..
Larry: what the actual fuck? Are you tryna Pissrael me right now?
Yakob: See! more ginger hate!!
Larry: *Proceeds to stab Yakob*
Person1: Yo, check it out Ari just stole my bike and is saying it's his now cause his mom said so.
Person2: Such a Pissraeli! Let's curbstomp him.
Larry: what the fuck? What did you do that for, you piece of shit?
Yakob: Why are you swearing at me? Is it cause I'm a ginger? Everyone hates gingers..sigh..
Larry: what the actual fuck? Are you tryna Pissrael me right now?
Yakob: See! more ginger hate!!
Larry: *Proceeds to stab Yakob*
Person1: Yo, check it out Ari just stole my bike and is saying it's his now cause his mom said so.
Person2: Such a Pissraeli! Let's curbstomp him.
by SamuraiHack February 04, 2024