Pisscrack
Pisscrack by pisscrackgirl April 2, 2016
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Pisscrack
Pisscrack by pisscrackgirl April 14, 2016
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Pisscrack • Pisscracker • Piss Cricket • pissrock • pisscock • Pisscuck • Pissgrace • Pisstracted • Pisswhack • pissback
Pisstracted
When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.
Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.
Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012
pisscrastinate
While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)
pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011
Pisstracting
Pisstracting by theoneandonly.... August 8, 2010
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