Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.

Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.

Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

Pisstracted 

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.

The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.

Pisstracted by Esserboo July 19, 2017

Pisstracting 

Moaning or coughing when at a urinal to hide the fact that you haven't started peeing.

There was a guy behing me so i started pisstracting him.

Pisstracting by theoneandonly.... August 8, 2010

pusstrated

A blend of "pussy" and "frustrated", meaning very angry at your girlfriend because she broke up with you.

Ex1: Dude, my girl just ditched me. I’m so freaking pusstrated.
Ex2: Breaking up right before engagement could be very pusstrating.
Ex3: Come on man! Stop being pusstrated!

pusstrated by Ilyagoga September 9, 2016

pisstrated 

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

pisstrated by roman70065 April 24, 2010

Pissterated 

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.

Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!

Pissterated by Malueram May 19, 2010

kisstracted

State of forgetfulness brought on during sudden makeout sessions.

Sara was kisstracted, not noticing that the traffic light had turned green while her boyfriend was kissing her.

kisstracted by silvursurfer October 30, 2011