when you think ur about to come but instead piss comes out so either you piss all over your hand or the hooker who was unfortunate to get pissem’d on by you
person 1 getting that ultimate sloppy toppy frum person 2;
person 1: “Oh.. ah.. Mmph~!”
person 2: “Mm…”
person 1 “Ah..~ I’m about to come~!”
person 2: “Yes..! Come in my mouth..”
person 1: “..uhh i don’t think it’s cum”
person 2: *didnt hear*
person 1: “O-okay.. here it comes~! Haha, get it?”
person 2: EW! IS THAT FUCKING PISS?! I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO MURDER YOU.
person 1: haha you got pissem’d
person 1: “Oh.. ah.. Mmph~!”
person 2: “Mm…”
person 1 “Ah..~ I’m about to come~!”
person 2: “Yes..! Come in my mouth..”
person 1: “..uhh i don’t think it’s cum”
person 2: *didnt hear*
person 1: “O-okay.. here it comes~! Haha, get it?”
person 2: EW! IS THAT FUCKING PISS?! I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO MURDER YOU.
person 1: haha you got pissem’d
by TronityCat September 12, 2025
Get the pissemmug.