pissem 

when you think ur about to come but instead piss comes out so either you piss all over your hand or the hooker who was unfortunate to get pissem’d on by you

person 1 getting that ultimate sloppy toppy frum person 2;
person 1: “Oh.. ah.. Mmph~!”
person 2: “Mm…”
person 1 “Ah..~ I’m about to come~!”
person 2: “Yes..! Come in my mouth..”
person 1: “..uhh i don’t think it’s cum”
person 2: *didnt hear*
person 1: “O-okay.. here it comes~! Haha, get it?”
person 2: EW! IS THAT FUCKING PISS?! I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO MURDER YOU.
person 1: haha you got pissem’d

pissem by TronityCat September 12, 2025

Pissed them off 

This is a phrase commonly used throughout the UK to indicate to a friend, colleague or even a total stranger that they have seriously annoyed a number of other people by word, action or attitude and that they can expect repercussions.

"Malcolm's just changed a whole load of databases that took months to set up, system support are fuming, he's really pissed them off!"

Pissed them off by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015

pissed out 

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

pissed out by MomFatale May 22, 2012

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

Pissed as a Parrot by GS71 April 4, 2015

Pissed on that ball 

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!

At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

Pissed on that ball by Madtownsuperstar October 24, 2011

who pissed in your cornflakes? 

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

who pissed in your cornflakes? by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

Pissmas 

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

Pissmas by schhhh April 3, 2016