Fucking sick ass pets to have, they are literally better than any other pet and will live for longer then 10 years (if you take care of it. I mean that’s the reason why you have a pet isn’t it?) It’s like a expensive baby without ruining your wife’s body shape.
Some just might summon Satan if you give them the right drugs.
You can even teach them to talk. Bruh just teach them the N word and teach em to give you the n-word pass if they are black.
some spin their heads around thinking that they are gods because they can’t snap their own neck
Can also be used as a bottle opener
Owner- Hey Polly, want a cracker
Parrot- “No fuck off, I only take seed you dick, seriuosly. You’ve had me as a pet for 10 years now and you still know that I am fucking allergic to crackers. Fuck off.”
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1. A tropical or sub-tropical bird from the order of Psittaciformes which is comprised of some 315 species. Parrots are known for their usually bright colored plumage, large heads, short hooked bill, blunt tongues, strong feet (two in the front and two in the back), and talking and mimicking ability. They are arboreal and eat seeds and fruit. Many are kept as pets and some are endangered and threatened with extinction. Most are very intelligent creatures and contrary to the meaning of parrot as applied to humans below, parrots don't necessarily repeat words mindlessly. It has been shown in research that parrots have the ability to use words to identify objects, describe them, count them and answer questions.

2. To imitate someone. To mimic or repeat their actions or sayings without thinking.
Alex the Grey is a very smart Parrot because he knows how to count.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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This is a social media and/or message board personality who repeats information from other sources while acting as if they are liberating your ignorance with their brilliant intellect. The sources they rep are often total shit, and they display a pathetic understanding of the concept of critical reasoning. One particular example would be the modern evangelical conspiracy theorist, who repeats information from preposterously unreliable sources, adds no new perspective, and berates any detractors with parrot phrases such as sheeple, wake up, or best of all do your research. It does also apply to thoughtless fanatics of any persuasion, political, religious, sports, music, whatever - basically an arrogant recycler of information without credibility - often causing the opposite of their own intent by being so annoying that no one wants to consider the content of their message.
I tried to tell this fucking parrot that the site he always links to is only there to sell books and advertising, and that their biased perspective was not logical and in fact impinged upon legitimate concerns, but instead of considering what I was saying he just told me to wake up. Or - I wish these parrots would keep their mouths shut, because all they seem to be good for is feeding trolls.
by DWTW April 30, 2013
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Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.
"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."
by Me February 18, 2004
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A person that follows in the older generations foot steps without questioning it or adding anything of there own.
that 23 year old preacher is such a parrot.
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The best thing you can get your child as a pet they are awesome, cute funny, and amazing
Me: dad I wanna parrot
Dad: well dang, sure, I’ll give you one!
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A swear word. Basis by the mockery one receives for their inability to say parrot correctly.
Parrot! I forgot the bag!
Stupid cat! I should have parroted it.
by Darn it was used June 02, 2018
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