26 definitions by GS71

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 5, 2015

Slugshot

Guys who send selfies to women with their cock out.
Plural.......Slugshots

Sent this Beautiful Blond on Tinder a Slugshot...........Didn't get a reply.....

by GS71 April 7, 2015

sprayed the bowl

An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,

The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

by GS71 April 6, 2015

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

When you patience is wearing thin with either a person or person's or a particular task that is not going your way at the time..

For fuck's sake if i have to go to your house again and your not home i will be annoyed.....Love you honey...MWAH

by GS71 November 15, 2016

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

by GS71 April 19, 2017

Rollies

Aussie slang for roll your own cigarettes

I prefer to smoke Rollies than tailor made cigarettes.You know how many chemicals are in tailor made's.Not that it matters.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

NECK UP

The definitive way to tell some one to "Shut their mouth"

"Neck up"........... CUNT.
"Neck up",,,,,did i ask for your fucking opinion.
"Neck up",,,,FUCKHEAD.
If in Australia, and someone is hanging around and you can't get a word in,you can say "Neck up you Blowfly',cunt likes the sound of his own voice.

by GS71 April 5, 2015