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Australian slang for a carton of 24 Beers.
On the way home from work i'm going to pick up a slab of XXXX and get pissed tonight,
Gundie has a slab of XXXX in the car,go and get it.
by GS71 April 06, 2015

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The definitive way to tell some one to "Shut their mouth"
"Neck up"........... CUNT.
"Neck up",,,,,did i ask for your fucking opinion.
"Neck up",,,,FUCKHEAD.
If in Australia, and someone is hanging around and you can't get a word in,you can say "Neck up you Blowfly',cunt likes the sound of his own voice.
by GS71 April 04, 2015

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Someone who impregnates a women with his sperm,and when the baby is born it is born with deformities or has some hidden bad traits that don't come out until till later in life
He was just a bad load.
Best part of him run down the crack of his mamma's ass.
by GS71 April 04, 2015

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Aussie slang for roll your own cigarettes
I prefer to smoke Rollies than tailor made cigarettes.You know how many chemicals are in tailor made's.Not that it matters.
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Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.
Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.
by GS71 April 04, 2015

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A term is applied to someone who is a cunt....This can apply to males or females.
Look at what your Cunting daughter just did,,,,,she has ruined everything.
by GS71 April 07, 2015

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An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,
The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!
by GS71 April 06, 2015

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