GS71's definitions

Spin shit

To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit

Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.

The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

NECK UP

The definitive way to tell some one to "Shut their mouth"

"Neck up"........... CUNT.
"Neck up",,,,,did i ask for your fucking opinion.
"Neck up",,,,FUCKHEAD.
If in Australia, and someone is hanging around and you can't get a word in,you can say "Neck up you Blowfly',cunt likes the sound of his own voice.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

be like water

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.

“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....

by GS71 May 16, 2015

Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

by GS71 April 4, 2015

SLAB

Australian slang for a carton of 24 Beers.

On the way home from work i'm going to pick up a slab of XXXX and get pissed tonight,
Gundie has a slab of XXXX in the car,go and get it.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

sprayed the bowl

An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,

The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

by GS71 April 6, 2015