Pissamist

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.
My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.
by Office Therapist September 20, 2019
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pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.
It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!
by testebestie January 04, 2017
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Pissamist

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty because it’s all piss
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pissamist

Someone who turns into an optimist when pissed and a pessimist when sober.
Drink causes my optimism to increase but I lose it when I am sober, I guess I am a pissamist.
by rorygory July 20, 2020
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