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Definitions by MomFatale

party chum 

The stomach contents ejected after overindulging on alcohol.
I could support an entire ecosystem with the amount of party chum I just left in those bushes.
party chum by MomFatale November 3, 2014

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Wisdom Bomb

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.
Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

lady giblets 

Female reproductive organs.
My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.
lady giblets by MomFatale December 23, 2013

pissed out 

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.
pissed out by MomFatale May 22, 2012

transpants 

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
transpants by MomFatale May 20, 2012

Fraternity Girl 

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.
Fraternity Girl by MomFatale September 29, 2011