Definitions by MomFatale
dick metrics
Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014
Wisdom Bomb
Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014
lady giblets
lady giblets by MomFatale December 23, 2013
pissed out
pissed out by MomFatale May 22, 2012
transpants
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
transpants by MomFatale May 20, 2012
Fraternity Girl
College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.
Fraternity Girl by MomFatale September 29, 2011