Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MomFatale

party chum

The stomach contents ejected after overindulging on alcohol.

I could support an entire ecosystem with the amount of party chum I just left in those bushes.

party chum by MomFatale November 3, 2014

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Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

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I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

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Female reproductive organs.

My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.

lady giblets by MomFatale December 23, 2013

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Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

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Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

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College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.

You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.

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