8 definitions by MomFatale

lady giblets

Female reproductive organs.

My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.

by MomFatale December 24, 2013

Fraternity Girl

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.

You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.

by MomFatale September 29, 2011

transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

by MomFatale February 28, 2012

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

by MomFatale September 20, 2014

pissed out

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

by MomFatale February 28, 2012

Clapstain

Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.

Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?

by MomFatale September 30, 2011

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

by MomFatale October 31, 2014