MomFatale's definitions

Clapstain

Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.

Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?

by MomFatale September 29, 2011

lady giblets

Female reproductive organs.

My grandmother doesn't have her lady giblets any longer.

by MomFatale December 23, 2013

pissed out

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

by MomFatale May 22, 2012

transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

by MomFatale May 20, 2012

party chum

The stomach contents ejected after overindulging on alcohol.

I could support an entire ecosystem with the amount of party chum I just left in those bushes.

by MomFatale November 3, 2014

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

by MomFatale September 20, 2014

Fraternity Girl

College girl of questionable morals or intelligence, who dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle for Frat boys.

You better glove up before you shag Allison, she's a Fraternity Girl.

by MomFatale September 29, 2011