Pissmas

A drunken family event, held on Christmas Day, where otherwise respectable people begin drinking at around 9am

Pissmas tends to involve inappropriate nudity, old feuds being rejoined, and feelings being hurt. Fortunately, nobody ever recalls any of it on Boxing Day

"it's 10am and I'm already drunk"
"Merry Pissmas! Time to open presents!"

by schhhh December 25, 2015