piroca

dick, in portuguese

Chupe minha piroca! - Suck my dick!

by Márcio December 15, 2003

Piroca

Portuguese for dick.

A sua piroca é muito grande.
(you dick is very big)

by J. Barbalho January 17, 2009

Perocative

When you’re a bit of an idiot and don’t know whether you mean “prerogative” or “provocative”....

That’s your perocative if you want to wear a dress that perocative!

by Skyehi November 15, 2018

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

PROCAFFEINATING

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

by Raichev February 17, 2018