piroca 

dick, in portuguese

Chupe minha piroca! - Suck my dick!

piroca by Márcio December 15, 2003

Piroca 

Portuguese for dick.

A sua piroca é muito grande.
(you dick is very big)

Piroca by J. Barbalho January 17, 2009

Perocative 

When you’re a bit of an idiot and don’t know whether you mean “prerogative” or “provocative”....

That’s your perocative if you want to wear a dress that perocative!

Perocative by Skyehi November 15, 2018

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018