Procap 

A person who stands up for the captivity of orcas. Often their main defenses are saying things such as "Keiko was a failure", "Educate yourself", and "Shutup i'm educated." They constantly bash others for their oppinion and ignore the facts about the comparisons between wild and captive orcas.

Wow, did you hear that procap drop those lame beats?
Seaworld is great, Seaworld is cool, lets continue our chants and be a tool!

Procap by Samdaman8 March 8, 2015

Procap 

Eg: someone who lies constantly, so much it must be the job or profession.

D
.That kid in group lies so much...
R

He's definitely a procap

Procap by ncguy1250 April 16, 2023

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.

PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

Reverse Prolapse 

When you butt clench so hard that your anal cavity crawls even further into your body instead of exposing itself outwards.

Jake: Wow I just went all in with Kings vs Ace 10 in my poker tournament.
Dave: Did you win?
Jake: Yea but I was so nervous :(.
Dave: Was it bad enough to reverse prolapse?
Jake: That is what happened lol xD :'(.

Reverse Prolapse by g-of-the-g-unit March 29, 2013