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A person who stands up for the captivity of orcas. Often their main defenses are saying things such as "Keiko was a failure", "Educate yourself", and "Shutup i'm educated." They constantly bash others for their oppinion and ignore the facts about the comparisons between wild and captive orcas.
Wow, did you hear that procap drop those lame beats?
Seaworld is great, Seaworld is cool, lets continue our chants and be a tool!
Procap by Samdaman8 March 8, 2015
Words you can keep
Eg: someone who lies constantly, so much it must be the job or profession.
D
.That kid in group lies so much...
R

He's definitely a procap
Procap by ncguy1250 April 16, 2023

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.
procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.
Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.
procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013

procasturbation 

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

Reverse Prolapse 

When you butt clench so hard that your anal cavity crawls even further into your body instead of exposing itself outwards.
Jake: Wow I just went all in with Kings vs Ace 10 in my poker tournament.
Dave: Did you win?
Jake: Yea but I was so nervous :(.
Dave: Was it bad enough to reverse prolapse?
Jake: That is what happened lol xD :'(.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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