Definitions by Skyehi

Peux jelé 

A fancy term used to describe the jelly like substance that sometimes oozes from ones anus (i.e. poo jelly but said with a fake French accent)

I really need to start eating more.... I just went to take a dump but all I could squeeze out was some peux jelé!

Peux jelé by Skyehi November 19, 2018

Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

Hot chocolate! by Skyehi November 19, 2018

anussy 

A term used to imply that ones anus is in fact a pussy (vagina) or at least has or will be used like one.

Greg, you better stop acting like such a girl or someone’s probably gonna bend you over and fuck you in the anussy!

Girl: I don’t think I can fuck anymore my pussy is so sore ...
Guy: don’t worry baby, just turn over and I’ll fuck you in your anussy instead.

anussy by Skyehi November 18, 2018

Perocative 

When you’re a bit of an idiot and don’t know whether you mean “prerogative” or “provocative”....

That’s your perocative if you want to wear a dress that perocative!

Perocative by Skyehi November 15, 2018

Methamphetajuana 

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.

That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!

Methamphetajuana by Skyehi April 22, 2018