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independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker
Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping
phalumph by ListeningMan May 26, 2010
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The action and resulting sound that occurs when a male removes his genitals from his pants and drops them on an unsuspecting recipient as a symbol of his dominance.
Phflump by Abe's Mustache July 7, 2006

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.
Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010
The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.
Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.
phlump by plinny May 2, 2011
A mixture of phlegm and semen (cum).
Ew, that tapioca looks like phlum...
phlum by duncanesque October 3, 2005
A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats
That Peters is such a perverted phlumph
Phlumph by scatalogical March 26, 2019
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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